One wouldn't think that when it comes to the five non-negotiables satire fits in the discussion very well. ScrappleFace has proven those people wrong. The headline reads: "Michael Schiavo to Auction Terri on eBay". The article goes on to "quote" Mr. Schiavo:

"It's better than buying a pet," said Mr. Schiavo. "Legally, you don't even have to feed her. If you didn't feed your dog, the authorities would take him away from you."

Yes, it's absurd enough for a satirical site to pick up on it.