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Tim McGraw says he wants to run for office someday in his adopted home state of Tennessee — perhaps for governor or U.S. senator — and he’s getting encouragement from a fellow Democrat, former
President Clinton.
“I think he’s got it,” Clinton says of McGraw in an Esquire magazine story that hits newsstands Monday. “The Democrats need candidates whom people can relate to in a personal way, people who understand their lives and their concerns and share their values. And I think that’s something Tim can do without even pretending.”
O, God help us.
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David Letterman has been temporarily restrained by a woman who believes that he torments her over the airwaves using a secret code.
New Mexico resident Colleen Nestler filed court documents late last week, alleging that Letterman has been using code words, gestures and “eye expressions” for more than 10 years to convey his desire to marry her and train her as his cohost.
As a result of Letterman’s alleged methods of torture, Nestler claims she has suffered from “mental cruelty” and “sleep deprivation,” and has been forced into bankruptcy.
This is a bizarre story.
Letterman was ordered to stay at least 3 yards away from this woman and not think of her.
Sounds like this woman should be institutionalized to me. Why is this chewing up court time?
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Lions fans marched, Sunday, to demand the firing of Matt Millen, President of the Detroit Lions:
Along the way, they chanted “Fire Millen” and “Ho-ho-ho, Millen must go.” Many wore “Fire Millen” T-shirts and orange hunting gear. They carried signs that said “Commitment to Ineptness,” and “Fed Up.” One wore a hat reading, “Blame Ford First,” a twist on one of the automaker’s slogans.
I’d guess Millen is due, now, for a multi-year, multi-million dollar extension in the offseason.
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Who would have ever thought that Scott Podsenski would hit a walk-off home run in a World Series game?
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The University of Akron’s sports nickname is the Zips. Do you suppose that is short for zippers, zeros, or zip files? I suppose it could be short for the circus’ “Pinhead,” too.
The Akron Zeros kinda has that ring to it, however.
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Ann Coulter:
The only sexism involved in the Miers nomination is the administration’s claim that once they decided they wanted a woman, Miers was the best they could do. Let me just say, if the top male lawyer in the country is John Roberts and the top female lawyer is Harriet Miers, we may as well stop allowing girls to go to law school.
True enough!
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As you can see I have nothing terribly notable to post on today. I’m tired of being in a frenzy about Harriet Miers. It’s a complete bummer and it’s something we should not forget anytime soon.
So, today, I simply leave you with this critical judgment of morality. That is, the morality regarding “relieving one’s self” outdoors. (it is NOT one of the five non-negotiables)
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From the Harvard Crimson, Justices Scalia and Breyer had a vigorous debate on campus recently:
Speaking to more than 400 people gathered in Ames Courtroom, the two justices—who often are at odds with each other in court opinions—locked horns most vigorously when discussing the role of foreign law in shaping legal decisions in the U.S., but also made time for informal discussion and jokes.
“What can a foreign decision possibly tell me about the meaning of a text adopted by an American legislature, or by the American people?” Scalia said. “Nothing at all.”
“I agree that if you believe in a living Constitution…then of course consult foreign law,” he continued. “Why not? I mean, consult a Ouija board.”
Tip: Southern Appeal
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