Your first hint

Need to know if you are spending too much time at the computer? If you would considering buying one of these, you are.

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Hilarious

This is one of my favorite commercials of all time:

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Funny email

I got this in my email box today…

Fun with the ACLU

Wanna have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD! As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should all send them a nice, CHRISTIAN card to brighten up their dark, sad, little world. Make sure it says “Merry Christmas” on it. Here’s the address, just don’t be crude or rude:

ACLU
125 Broad Street
18th Floor
New York, NY 10004

Tell them that there is no such thing as a Holiday Tree… It’s a Christmas Tree, even in the fields!!

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Hilarious Music Video

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E Pluribus Unum = ?

Dan Rather thinks it means “United We Stand.” As Powerline points out, though, that’s probably not as bad as when Al Gore said it meant “out of one, many.”

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When fraud is acceptable

Football referees in Nigeria can take bribes from clubs but should not allow them to influence their decisions on the pitch, a football official said on Friday. Fanny Amun, acting Secretary-General of the Nigerian Football Association, said bribery was common in the Nigerian game.

“We know match officials are offered money or anything to influence matches and they can accept it,” Amun told Reuters on Friday.

Amun first made the statement earlier in the week to a football seminar in the capital Abuja, prompting protests from other officials.

“Referees should only pretend to fall for the bait, but make sure the result doesn’t favour those offering the bribe,” Amun said.

Huh?

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Is that a smudge?

A 12-year-old visitor to the Detroit Institute of Arts stuck a wad of gum to a $1.5 million painting, leaving a stain the size of a quarter, officials say.The boy was part of a school group from Holly that visited the museum on Friday, officials say. They say he took a piece of Wrigley’s Extra Polar Ice gum out of his mouth and stuck it on Helen Frankenthaler’s “The Bay,” an abstract painting from 1963.

This is terrible, but funny. At least it’s just a painting.

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Justice

Jacobellis had a 50-yard lead in the first women’s Olympic snowboardcross final Friday in a dandy of a race. She had looked over her shoulder several times in the bottom section of the run to see where her opponents were on the course. Obviously, she could already feel the weight of that gold medal around her neck. She was excited. She was confident of her victory. And she tried to show off a bit, throwing a back-side method over the second-to-last jump. But she held the grab too long, lost her edge and tumbled to the snow.

While she was scrambling to get up, Tanja Frieden of Switzerland came around the final turn and blew by Jacobellis to steal what would have been Team USA’s fourth gold medal in snowboarding at these Olympics. But then again, Frieden didn’t really steal anything; Jacobellis gave it to her.

Glory, glory, hallelujah.  I’m all for the United States, but WHAT AN IDIOT! There’s not much more satisfying than a showboater getting a little kick in the butt.

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It’s the truth

“They have had more meetings than the United Nations — and they’ve been more productive.” -Commentator for the United States vs. Finland Mens curling match today, in which the United States lost 4-3.

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